I must admit, I’m a recent culprit of this growing phenomenon myself. For some reason, the skyrocketing attention of SM, especially Twitter, is inspiring the twiterrati to list things for the rest of us.
Personally, I heart lists. I think they’re awesome for the following reasons:
1. They’re concise.
2. They’re direct.
3. They have good rhythm.
4. They make you sound smart.
5. They make you feel smart.
6. They don’t actually require you to be smart.
7. They’re easy to remember.
8. People like to share them with others so they can take credit for your smartness.
9. They fit in small spaces like sticky notes.
10. They can become action items for you to never actually attempt to achieve.
And so on. So I can totally see why everyone is so psyched about making lists these days. So here’s my latest contribution to the group: a list of social media topics it seems we’re seeing a lot of lists about.
1. Why You Should Be Using Social Media
This is one of mine recently, so glass house, watch out. Makes good sense. There are good reasons to get into the game. If you’re in business and you’re not in SM, it’s probably too late. So it’s a good service. But you probably get it by now. Get into social media: be cool, make money.
2. Who’s Using Social Media
One of the quickest ways to look smart in this arena is to decisively share someone else’s findings about SM behavior, like an article about Starbucks’ latest Facebook conquest. Nowhere is this better represented than in lists of things, like “Top CEOs on Twitter,” “Top 10 Fan Pages on FB,” or “Top 10 Highest Grossing Ad Campaigns Using Social Media.” Pretty sweet stuff, and definitely a good way to look smart, or at least in-the-know.
3. How to Use Twitter
This is a good one, and it’s not just lists. There are books and blogs and videos and documentation galore. This is one of my favorites. You can make an instruction manual out of anything these days, even a 140-character text box that has one button.
4. How to Use Facebook
Interestingly, this one is far less common, despite the fact that FB has Twitter licked 4-to-1 in users and is far more complex. But they’re out there: “Top 10 Ways to Make Friends,” “Top 10 Ways to Tell Someone You Don’t Want to Be Their Friend,” “Top 10 Ways to Be a Good Facebook Friend.” All valuable. I, for one, have 250+ friends and appreciate any advice on how to make each and every one feel special. Starbucks knows this: recently their director of digital strategy, Alexandra Wheeler, said about their Facebook fan page, “We now have 3.7 million fans. We love every single one of them.”
5. How to Make Money With Social Media
These are the gems of the lists, and generally bullshit, but also generally entertaining. People are making money with social media, but not how you think. Do some research, think carefully, and you’ll find the truth about how to do this.
6 . Why to Stay Away From Social Media
The best thing about these lists is that they’re most common on Facebook pages and blogs, disseminated through bitly Twitter posts.
7. How Social Media Is Changing Consumer Behavior
According to a recent Ad Week study, the recent meteoric growth of Facebook in Q1 and Q2 of ‘09 is directly responsible for a 348% increase in consumer-penned top 10 lists.
8. How [My Company] Is Using Social Media to Sell [My Clients'] Brands
The only thing better than looking smart by demonstrating what others are doing is by pretending to do it yourself. Chances are, if you’ve got a winning SM strategy that is making money for your clients, you’re not publishing a 10-step how-to guide. But if you are, awesome. Thanks.
9. Rules for Using Social Media
It’s important that you understand the do’s and don’ts of this grassroots, user-generated communication medium. The last thing we need is mavericks out there making shit up and trying something new. Keep it under control, people.
10. What’s Next in Social Media
This one is old school. Magazines (what?) have been doing the “What’s Next” list since their inception, so they get the credit, but there’s no lack of digital prognosticators out there predicting at what point the Twitter nano-chip will be embedded in the first human infant. I’m thinking October 15th.
I encourage you all to make your own lists of stuff that you think people should know. They’re very friendly and not at all sanctimonious, and people will love you for it. Trust me…


